5 ways toddlers are like bad bosses

5 ways toddlers are like bad bosses

Hands up who has had a bad boss in their time? Well I certainly have had a few in my career..and with the recent release of the much talked about film The Boss Baby it got me thinking just how much not so much babies….but in fact toddlers are like bad bosses.

So without further ado let me break down 5 ways bad bosses and toddlers are basically interchangeable:

Unreasonable demands, out and out bullying, total defiance, fits of rages, crazy impulsiveness, unbridled egocentricity, whopping tantrums, sneaky behaviour and a hell of a lot of whining and shirking of responsibility – all in a day’s work for a toddler or a bad boss.

….when quite frankly they are more cunning and vindictive than most of us put together! – swinging from being absolutely incapable one minute to massive control freaks the next and being in their grip whilst swaying from one extreme makes you want to set your pants on fire.

They live in a fantasy world where your voice is never heard (only that of their imaginary friends)  and where they think anything and everything that seems totally non sensical to anyone a firm grasp on reality is frighteningly possible. God help us all.

Changing wants and moods leave you teetering on the edge of an epic nervous breakdown as you walk the line of never knowing which way they will go day in day out, as they bend your sensibilities this way and that until….SNAP!

Wide ranging forgetfulness when it suits them combined with an attention span shorter than a goldfish makes both a walking disaster zone, especially when combined with irrational fears, extremes neediness plus endless and quite frankly pointless questioning.

My god, how can we let either toddlers or bad bosses govern us knowing all of the above!!!?

Have you ever had a bad boss that’s acted more like a toddler? Or a toddler that’s acted like a bad boss? Do share in a comment below.

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